Apparently, I chose Hell...
So, as many of you know, I went to a conference this past weekend. In the beginning of planning for this conference (for it shall be known as HELL from hence forth) I was quite excited about going and getting a chance to hang out with friends on a super long busride like I did not to long ago when I went to Purgatory. But, such is not the case... Instead of Heaven, or even Purgatory, I went to HELL.
Now, don't get me wrong, the place or the setting I was in was not actually that bad... It was mainly just the whole overall situation. Instead of having fun and going to rock-awesome programs and presentations, what did I do?! I'll tell you what I did... I sat in a classroom... and listened. The morning was alright, I was by myself, representing my school. But, then we ate lunch - and the devil came dancing through the double doors. He then grabbed my arm and drug me to yet another classroom. This time, I was not in HELL alone, though. I was with Hitler and Superman (superman? you may be asking, but then you obviously don't watch the same cartoons I do. - while superman may be awesome, he tends to only be awesome when you arent louis lane and dealing with him all the time.) This time, I sat in the firey waiting room for...four more hours, sat and played with food for three hours, and then...and then...RETURNED TO HELL for FOUR MORE HOURS... yes.. I was in actual HELL for... TWELVE LONG FIREY HOURS... in one day. I don't even want to talk about it.
It's called a "tangle," it is amazing, I know you wish you had one.. but you don't, unless you go to HELL for the weekend - it will be your only parting gift from the D-man.
Why is this the best thing ever? because it is blue, fun to play with, and... you almost CAN'T break it... A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.
So, you are probably asking yourselves, Seriously... how is this worthy of being HELL (especially in all caps..)?
Well... I will continue. So the busride alone was over 9 hours (One way), and may I say - cramped! Next, the food situation was NOT happening - omg.. I still can't even write about how bad it was... I'll have nightmares... s'riously.
Anyway. So, after a whole weekend, I had no homework done - a headache that would kill a horse, (a horse? i don't even know what that means.) and a stomach ache that... (?)really hurt(?).
Anyway, I am back a school (aka. not HELL - rather, Hell). Just chillin', killin'. (jk, I would NEVER want to go back to HELL again! And I wouldn't suggest it to you either, I'm not that cruel.
Have Fun!!!


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